Upon arrival in this enigma of a small town, your curiosity overcomes you. Where have you landed yourself? What is there to do here? What's with all the weird adventurous-looking townsfolk going about their day? Fortunately, the bartender of the local pub has an introduction prepared for you.
"Welcome, traveler, to Mazaika," the bartender recites, reading from what looks like a heavily edited, well-rehearsed script. "What awaits you is a town full of, uh, majesty and magic and..." he glances up from his script and gazes into your eyes. "I see you could probably do without a formal introduction. Just take a look around. I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for..."